February 2012
derrencrisp:
‘i love to pop, and lock, and jam, and break’
‘is that even legal?’
‘its just dancing. sometimes i think its cooler than homework!’
mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
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jetsfanforlyfe:
carryacrossandasong:
I think one circle of hell is you sitting in a room with your parents
and you have to read aloud every smut fanfic you ever read
oh my god
periwinklecrayons asked: benedict cumberpatch + butter is my otp
Warning
tsunderestiltskin:
Side effects of shipping your OTP include:
unwanted feels
spontaneous outbursts of crying
wailing
grinding of teeth
desires to throw yourself into oncoming traffic
nausea
masochism
curling up into a fetal position
loss of sanity
absolute destruction of the soul
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
i-like-blue-boxes:
thenewfantastic:
criminallyobsessed:
hotel-denouement:
moral-highground:
yougotredonyou:
nicklex:
hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
andinthemeantimeconsultabook:
silverhelmedmockingbird:
abc family should change their name to “we play harry fucking potter whenever we want to so sit down shut up and watch it with your family”
Benedict Cumberbatch talking seductively about... →
benedictfreeman:
paperfacedmasquerade:
I’m so confused.
Benedict and butter are my new OTP
